Friday, February 2, 2007

A She-Beast, No More

I just spent the last hour and a half Nairing, shaving, trimming & tweezing.

She shall shed her she-beast skin to be reborn...

A GIRL!

WHO CAN RESIST MY FEMININE WILDS NOW, BOYS?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!



I've spent too long indoors. I am stir crazy. I need to run free.
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6 comments:

Mommy P said...

Ah Alexa, I remember the days when your mom offered you money to shave your legs and still you resisted!

February 4, 2007 at 8:45 PM
Sgt. Misty Peppers said...

Have you ever thought about shaving not only your legs, but your pubic region, drugging Linda, glueing the shaved hairs to her face, taking a picture and sending it to homeland security as an Osama Bin Laden sighting? We could split the reward money fifty-fifty. And Linda could enjoy her very own soup catcher.
Noah

February 5, 2007 at 12:23 AM
Badonkajohnks (aka Linda) said...

Noah, I think that if we used the hairs from your head it would be that much more believable. After all you do have puby-like hair...

February 5, 2007 at 10:21 PM
Sgt. Misty Peppers said...

'tis true, my head is like a mons pubis, my nose like a clitoris and my mouth, a gigantic pee-hole or vage, or whatever women have down there...

howevs,
all of these fabulous features still failed to land me a role in "It's our Town Too".

February 6, 2007 at 9:13 AM
Badonkajohnks (aka Linda) said...

True, It's Our Town Too, was a role of a life time, or my only role in my life time....If cunts could talk, mine would say, "Next time really go all out on the girl on girl kiss. Don't hold back. That's right baby....ooo yeah."

February 6, 2007 at 3:38 PM
Alexa said...

You guys are pervs. Thanks for the hijack!

February 6, 2007 at 5:50 PM

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